NEWSFLASH - Is Woodworm Willie Lost At Sea?

Help?

Is One-legged Woodworm Willie lost at sea? Do we still have a Coastguard Mannie in the house? Or,is Hamish the Bearded Clam Diver at the ready? Does Daft Uisdean have his swimming trunks on, or is he currently bearing his arse to the tourists down at the ferry terminal?

Reply in comments section below -----> Hurry now!


Meanwhile, as you wait for the island's emergency services 999 to wind up their state-of-the-art response telephone... why not read some of Hazy Dizzylady's poems at


http://www.halfbard.blogspot.com


Her latest entries are guaranteed to be inspirationally depressing. Just what we all need while we wait to hear about a possible drowning at sea.

The Stage is Set for the 2011 God-o-vision Song Contest

The response to our God-o-vision song contest has been massive - we now have an entry from all of the polish ladies!

To bring you up to date with the organisation of the event, here is a picture of the newly constructed stage (Built by Messrs Spanners & Nosecone, Inc.)

















The God-o-Vision song contest has spared no expense when it comes to Health & Safety. Our Road Traffic Coordinator, Farquar Bogg, has provided state of the art parking facilities for the event.


















Deadline for lyric entries is approaching fast! Submit your entry now for the chance of being recorded on record, and sworn to oath by P.C. Hugh Dunnett, whilst on backing vocals -- Magnus the Bobby from the Mainland pumps up the back tyre of his bicycle.

Get writing and submit your lyric anywhere in the comments box. Daft Uisdean has been trained in sniffer dog techniques in order to find it!

God-o-Vision 2011 will be judged by...

You are cordially invited to submit your lyric entries for The 2011 God-o-Vision Song Contest, the inter-faith competition, hosted by Rev. Helman Brimstone.

The ladies of the church guild knitting/gossip group are currently accepting lyric entries in the following ten categories –

Australian Aboriginal Wool Mythology
Bahá'í Sheep Faith
Buddhist Ewes
Confucianism for Confused Sheep
Gnostic Rams
Henduism for Dyslexic Party Ewes
Islamb
Judaism, according to Judy the Cheviot
Neopagan Black Faced Followers
The Bodhrán–a-ram-a-ding–dong Movement

Closing date for entries is November 30th and the winning entry will be sung by Jean, accompanied by The Glenpuddle and Munro First Crofters’ Brass Ensemble, est 1862, at…

...wait for it…

...The Highland Island Blog’s 6th Anniversary Year Party Bash, to be held at a special outdoor location on December 1st.

Get writing now and post your entries in the comment box below, stating your name and chosen category.

All judging will be done by God. His decision is final, or else!

(Hanging Gallows will be provided courtesy of Spanners Garage Ltd.)