One-Lug Doug Wins at Show!
One-Lug Doug won first prize at the annual St Andrew's Day Clapdarnach Fair, producing 3lbs 5 ozs of Clapdarnachs in the allotted 4 hours.
Judge Esther MacTavish said, "I've never seen such fine clapdarnachs," as she draped the winning sash around Doug's neck.
One-Lug Doug's owner, Torquil Mor from Caora Croft, said that sucess was due to Doug's new pre-competition low fat/high fibre diet of grilled turnip marinated in Carlsberg Special Brew.
Torquil will be using the prize money to take One-Lug Doug on a celebratory trip to the mainland.
Extract from The Island Times - 1/12/2005
2 comments:
Good Boy One-Lug Doug! Love Aunty Jean at the Wool Shop
Torquil, will you be making special incense sticks out of the winning clapdarnachs? If so can I reserve one packet in the pink dangleberry scent for downstairs loo in the manse?
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