Coinneach the Crow gazes wistfully out to sea, the giant energy field that provides Coinneach with his visions into the future.
Coming soon to this blog, Coinneach will be making live predictions
If you would like Coinneach to seek answers to your problems, please submit your questions in the 'comments' section.
NB - Coinneach says he cannot be responsible if your question is not answered, or for the content or reliability of his replies.
11 comments:
Coinneach - can you tell me where my wooden leg is? I lost it again.
Hullo there coinneach crow, my name is Violet and I was wondering if you knew if I'd get married soon? Should I leave my job at the coop deli counter to go to the check out at Tesco?
Where will we find Daft Uisdean, Coinneach? He's been missing for weeks now - where do we look?
dear coinneach crow,
i did something terrible, of which i'm real scunnered, and i wonder if i should return the money.
dear coinneach crow,
I have been asked to approach a merchant banker to get funds to sponsor a unique musical involving mating of the species....will I get funds or forget it
Coinneach! Haven't seen you in ages. You haven't changed a bit. How are you?
Remember when you told me to look out for a white vehicle and not to cycle at night without my dynamo light? Well I'm writing to you on my laptop from Raigmore hospital, but I'm doing much better now.
Nice to see you around again.
Archie
P.S. will our darts team win on saturday? I was planning to put on a wee wager.
I'll pass on these notes to Coinneach, but I'm not so sure he's going to be able to do the 'live' blog. We might have to transcribe a recording for now.
Keep the questions coming...
Can you help me Coinneach crow? I think I'm being followed. And the police seem to have drawn a blank with their investingation into the burglary.
what is aking the funny noise in my car engine? should I take it to the garage?
Coinneach - cud ye tell the whales dinny turn left when they hit the English Channel keep an goin straight....
will I be able to get my woman into the back of my van again?
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