May the Fourth be with you!
From Daft Uisdean
The day-to-day life of island teuchters - "We boldy go where no ram has gone before"
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THE CLASSIFIED ADS SECTION
THE WOODWORM COFFIN COMPANY, LTD.
Choose your own engraving and get your headstone erected now, so that you won't lie there regretting it later.
See your local undertaker, Woodworm Willie, for bargain stones.
THE CLAPDARNACH GROUP OF COMPANIES
CLAPDARNACH WINERIES
provide quality hangovers - why see pink elephants when we can show you rainbow trout.
CLAPDARNACH COSMETICS
bringing you fine face creams from fine ewes, straight from their cheeks to yours.
CLAPDARNACHS FOR CHRISTMAS
scented aphrodisiac incense cones for burning, now in three perfumes Roast Lamb with Mint,
Turkish Lamb Kebab Delight and Erotic Lamb-burger.
3 comments:
Usidean, Usidean - stap, stap, I've claimed the insurance now away with ye. Anyhow, May the Firth of Fouth be with you...
Look everybody. It's my Da!
I'm no dead, though, Da. I'm a half fish (mostly human with the smell of fish.)
When will the traveling cinema van be showing Star Wars again? My wife gets very turned on by that black fellow's heavy breathing.
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