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Tuesday, December 26, 2006
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The day-to-day life of island teuchters - "We boldy go where no ram has gone before"
THE WOODWORM COFFIN COMPANY, LTD.
Choose your own engraving and get your headstone erected now, so that you won't lie there regretting it later.
See your local undertaker, Woodworm Willie, for bargain stones.
THE CLAPDARNACH GROUP OF COMPANIES
CLAPDARNACH WINERIES
provide quality hangovers - why see pink elephants when we can show you rainbow trout.
CLAPDARNACH COSMETICS
bringing you fine face creams from fine ewes, straight from their cheeks to yours.
CLAPDARNACHS FOR CHRISTMAS
scented aphrodisiac incense cones for burning, now in three perfumes Roast Lamb with Mint,
Turkish Lamb Kebab Delight and Erotic Lamb-burger.
1 comment:
Hello Mr Mor,enjoyed the radio show.If Mr Nosecone is organising an island gig,we'd like to offer our services,as our Eigg gig is cancelled due to midge forecast& me being a pain in the arse,apparently.
Our 747 needs a long runway though,needing new air brakes,so could you get Mr Spanners to pick us up from the ferry?
Yours gruffly with attitude
Maurice VanSon (&The Travellers)
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