' The boy that plays down at the hotel' has uncovered a genuine iron age clapdarnach and has submitted this spectacular photo of it as a competition entry for our "Prettiest Clapdarnach Photo Competition".
Well done to the boy that plays down at the hotel and good luck with the competition.
All competition entries are currently being judged by our panel of experts and a winning entry will be announced soon.
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Oops,bad news just in from the Inverness museum clapdarnology curator, Torquil -
seems my artifact is in fact a bit off a teapot, possibly used by a Daniel O donnel cult sometime in the 20th century, so I'll have to ask you to withdraw my entry to your fabulous competition.
Best rgds
The boy who plays down at the hotel.
Hello there my anonymous friend. I spoke with the clapdarnology curator and he said, right enough, he had a call from a Mrs Doyle from Craggy Island about a broken teapot spout that she lost.
The Daniel O'Donnel Cult called, too, not about the teapot but to ask if you'll cover one of Daniel's songs next time you play down at the Dangly Crystal Balls Dance Hall? Van Morrisdancer said he will be delighted to arrange the choreography for you and Nigel Sweetboy has offered to lend you his heated rollers from the salon. Agnes Joy from the laundry has offered to scrub and starch all your gussets if you'll do it.
Its still no as good as mine...
Hello there my good friend, Dear, Dear, Deirdre,
Hopefully the C.P.N.'s and the paramedics are in place by you now so that I can minimise your shock and announce the true winner of the competition....
I don't want you to be too unhappy with the results...
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