It appears that Sponge Bath Square Bob's arm wasn't severed after all.
Sunday, April 29, 2007
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The day-to-day life of island teuchters - "We boldy go where no ram has gone before"
THE WOODWORM COFFIN COMPANY, LTD.
Choose your own engraving and get your headstone erected now, so that you won't lie there regretting it later.
See your local undertaker, Woodworm Willie, for bargain stones.
THE CLAPDARNACH GROUP OF COMPANIES
CLAPDARNACH WINERIES
provide quality hangovers - why see pink elephants when we can show you rainbow trout.
CLAPDARNACH COSMETICS
bringing you fine face creams from fine ewes, straight from their cheeks to yours.
CLAPDARNACHS FOR CHRISTMAS
scented aphrodisiac incense cones for burning, now in three perfumes Roast Lamb with Mint,
Turkish Lamb Kebab Delight and Erotic Lamb-burger.
6 comments:
Jolly good, now I do hope the poor chap hasn't got any long term damage. now, I'm off to Papa Westray to see if the Postie and all the older residents have stowed away on the steamer - "Jacobite Princess III" to go to the 133 International World Dance Day Conference, unless there's other conferences on
Come to think of it....anyone seen or heard of Crawford lately?
Well Mr Spanners he's no 'ere...Oh no! That's Van Gough!
Ear, Ear Wifie....Nae so smart after all are ye....everyone knows it's spelt "Van Goff". By the way, I know you're partial to a drop o' the Clapdarnach Wine, well just wait till you try Chateau Spanners 2007 !
Hello there my artistic friends,
According to Woodworm Willie's Texan cousin, Yeller P. McGraw, it is pronounced "Van Go." It's okay though Spanners... we didn't expected you to know that, since none of your vans go.
Sorry I've got to say this...it's been "festering" all day. One of the ladies down the knitting circle proferred a morsel...There's an awful peculiar smell round the back of Spanners garage. After much deliberation the ladies are wondering whether a certain ginger tom cat has been, unsuccesfully, trying to persued Mr Spanners to feed him?
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