MISSING PERSON

Local entrepreneur and aviator Cyril Nosecone, age 73, was last seen on August 12th, beating grouse at a high stakes game of craps. Local police constable, Hugh Dunnett, suspects that after the final flutter, Cyril Nosecone disappeared into a grouse butt and has not been seen since.

When last seen, Cyril was wearing Harris Tweed plus-fours, a maroon, silk smoking jacket and carrying a pack of cards and a large bag of money. Cyril is below average height and might not be seen above large clumps of heather.

Anyone with any information about Cyril or his whereabouts is asked to contact the local police station.
Very guilty-looking grouse, pictured by Fred Twitter.