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The day-to-day life of island teuchters - "We boldy go where no ram has gone before"
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THE CLASSIFIED ADS SECTION
THE WOODWORM COFFIN COMPANY, LTD.
Choose your own engraving and get your headstone erected now, so that you won't lie there regretting it later.
See your local undertaker, Woodworm Willie, for bargain stones.
THE CLAPDARNACH GROUP OF COMPANIES
CLAPDARNACH WINERIES
provide quality hangovers - why see pink elephants when we can show you rainbow trout.
CLAPDARNACH COSMETICS
bringing you fine face creams from fine ewes, straight from their cheeks to yours.
CLAPDARNACHS FOR CHRISTMAS
scented aphrodisiac incense cones for burning, now in three perfumes Roast Lamb with Mint,
Turkish Lamb Kebab Delight and Erotic Lamb-burger.
6 comments:
Oh No! Muddy Brown painted the lighthouse with Ben Barfo Liqueur Choc paint and the bloody lighthouse has vanished again. Wullie can you get photoshopping another lighthouse for us?
Aye I'm on it so I am......jist how many wid ye like ?
Wul.
Half a dozen should do it, Wullie. A clean one for every day of the week!
Torquil are you still there? Im sorry the lighthouse was left on auto - the light was on but no-one was home. Seems the bulb blew but I was amazed to find the boy who used to play down at the pub was there xmas2014! He'd been hiding in tbe mantle flashing a torch when he saw any ships but eventually all his pp3s had gone flat. Regards to all from myself, the lighthouse mannie xx
Well Hello there Lighthouse Mannie. Are you facing east or west? If you're facing east then I believe that you might indeed be talking about Xmas 2014, but if you're facing west then I think it's 2013 that you are talking about. Sorry to hear the boy's having trouble with his pp's. Perhaps he might benefit from a course of Amoxicillan 500mg, 3 times a day until his pp's look more golden again, less flat. So have we found the lighthouse?
Yes but I cant remember where now, sorry. I slipped on a clapdarnoch & may have got concussed.
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