Police Constable, Hugh Dunnett, has called for back-up assistance from the mainland, in order to crack some very unusual clues in the dissapearance of Daft Uisdean. As soon as 'Magnus the Bobby' pumps up the back tyre on his bicycle, he will catch the afternoon ferry.
A leather, pouch-style, wallet has been found, thought to be made from a kangaroo scrotum. It contains 12 assorted marbles, a cheese sandwich, and the following cryptic note "Cast on 48 stiches, using the forest-green Sirdar wool and #10 needles, and then wait by the phone box at the humpy-backed bridge for further instructions."
Does Daft Uisdean have a kangaroo scrotum? Has Daft Uisdean lost his marbles? Was Daft Uisdean cutting through the woods, on his way to the humpy-backed bridge?
"The sooner Magnus the Bobby arrives with his tarot cards the better. I'll chist put the kettle on and run Magnus a warm bath, while I wait. The cucumber bubble bath aids his concentration," said PC Hugh Dunnett.
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I got this fax through to my Milan office and a copy was sent to my apartments in Antigua and Moscow.
"If you go down to the woods today you're in for a big surprise"
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