Monday, May 01, 2006

4 Days, 6 Hours, and 55 Minutes !!

Finally, Jean's speech drew to an end. (Thanks to Big Maggie Ann for spiking Jean's cup of tea with Mogadon.) Unfortunately, Jean fell asleep before she picked the competition winner, so Woodworm Willie has chosen the new name of "The Dangly Crystal Balls Dance Hall", as suggested by Jeeves from Texas.

Jeeves wins a week-long stay at “The Dòmhnall's” Quality Holiday Homes at MacTrumpet Towers, down at The Ferry Terminal and a bottle of this year's finest reserve from Clapdarnach Wineries.

Coinciding with opening of the new dance hall, “The Dòmhnall's” Quality Holiday Homes at MacTrumpet Towers, down at The Ferry Terminal, has just added another beautiful villa to their collection of holiday homes.The Glen Burach Villa sleeps 2 - 19 and benefits from the latest technology - black and white television (complete with 12 volt car battery), gramophone player (with a selection of 78 rpm records, including Sir Harry Lauder singing Bonnie Wee Annie and He Was Very Kind To Me a.k.a. He Was Very Kind To Me.), and a bed pan (guaranteed leak and leek proof.)
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Anonymous said...

Torquil, are you there? We're in big trouble mate. That Jeeves chappie thinks we're paying for his flights over from Texas. There's more, too. He thinks he's flying first class with his wife and all his bairns. What will I do?

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