
Well done to Seamus the slow worm.
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2 comments:
Is it true that Seamus had a 'skin full' of cooking whisky, too, but somewhere along the road he shed it?
Hello there my good friend Farquar. It's been a long time since you popped in for a wee cooking whisky with me and Woodworm Willie.
Yes, indeed, I believe that Seamus the slow worm did shed a few skins along the way. He shed his tail, too, over by Ben Wyvis back in 2003, so he could pick up some speed. Good strategy - it worked a treat, don't you think?
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