Their second entry, which Jean has temporarily named "Light Southerly Breeze", is also a spledid shot.
Good luck, Cyril and Deirdre!
The day-to-day life of island teuchters - "We boldy go where no ram has gone before"
Their second entry, which Jean has temporarily named "Light Southerly Breeze", is also a spledid shot.
THE WOODWORM COFFIN COMPANY, LTD.
Choose your own engraving and get your headstone erected now, so that you won't lie there regretting it later.
See your local undertaker, Woodworm Willie, for bargain stones.
THE CLAPDARNACH GROUP OF COMPANIES
CLAPDARNACH WINERIES
provide quality hangovers - why see pink elephants when we can show you rainbow trout.
CLAPDARNACH COSMETICS
bringing you fine face creams from fine ewes, straight from their cheeks to yours.
CLAPDARNACHS FOR CHRISTMAS
scented aphrodisiac incense cones for burning, now in three perfumes Roast Lamb with Mint,
Turkish Lamb Kebab Delight and Erotic Lamb-burger.
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I like ma own the best and it shud win nea bother.
Dear Dear Deirdre, settle down now. Breathe in from the abdomen and hold...now breathe out through the mouth slowly. Count to ten and do it again. All in good time.
hey wee man - are you pasturising me?
Dear Dear Deirdre, Sorry to hear that you've been pasturised. I hope it didnae smudge your lipstick again.
We're still waiting for the photo of the Iron-age clapdarnach, until then just keep your mind on the knitting - k1 p2, k1 p2, k1 p2 and cast off.
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