Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Interview in Progress

Jean is currently interviewing for the post of 'resident vet' for the Lovely Day Radio show. The successful vet will be called upon to answer questions and address concerns from both the local farming communities and from local pet owners on the island.

There is still time to apply, if you feel you are qualified for the job. Here are the interview questions. Submit your answers below, in ‘Comments,’ to apply for the position.

1) What are the main two differences between a billy goat and a bantam hen?
2) If your sheep's clapdarnachs suddenly turned orange, what would your diagnosis be?
3) If your pig was bulimic, how would you fatten her up for Christmas?
4) If Daisy the Dairy Cow asked for advice on udder implants, what would you recommend?