Sunday, February 01, 2009

Daft Uisdean gets a wellie on the property ladder


Following the sale of his shed, Daft Uisdean has now purchased a stunning new home on the island's west coast.
This well-equipped abode boasts modern open-plan features, with combined living, sleeping and dining areas.
An eco-friendly home, the design also assures that Uisdean is totally prepared for global warming and rising sea levels.
Anyone wishing to donate a three-piece suite in either moss green or lilac, a four poster bed with feather mattress, or bidet in sunshine yellow, would greatly assist Uisdean's refurbishing budget. Please submit all other offers of furniture in need of freecycling by adding comments below.