Charity Concert in the Church Hall

A concert will soon be scheduled in the church hall in a bid to raise funds to build a new Dangly Crystal Balls Dance Hall.

The original Dangly Crystal Balls Dance Hall mysteriously disappeared midway through the third set of a reel, during a demonstration by Ruby Hazelnut and her Dancing by Numbers Group on St Andrew’s Day 2007. PC Hugh Dunnett still appeals for witnesses and he would like to remind everyone that even yet a handsome reward awaits the individual who relays information leading to the retrieval of the hall.

When interviewed about the disappearance, Ruby Hazelnut said at the time that she did not suspect that any of her dancers disappeared along with the hall but, as the group appeared to be numerically challenged, it proved impossible to organize a head count.

Ruby Hazelnut issued the following plea. “Could any member of the Dancing by Numbers Group who feels they have been missing, please stand still in the supporting foot position and we shall try to come and find you.”

Meanwhile, the current fund-raising concert will be headlined by two popular artistes. Hamish the Tambourine Man will sing a Bob Dylan song and Albert Ross will play a popular Fleetwood Mac number.

The new Dangly Crystal Balls Dance Hall committee is also appealing for more artists to donate their talents to raise funds for this charity. If interested, please sign the comments box below detailing your act and we shall try to include you in the show.