Sunday, July 10, 2011

Rhubarb Murdo's Big Hacking Scandal

The Island’s media mogul, CEO of The Highland Island’s News Corporation, Rhubarb Murdo, has been arrested in connection with a hacking scandal.

As the last edition of News of The Highland Island went to press, Rhubarb Murdo was being questioned by PC Hugh Dunnett, down at the police station in connection with several hacking incidents at Murdina’s Butcher Shop.

“I was only trying to help her chip the ice away from the big freezer door,” said Rhubarb Murdo.

The investigation continues…