Jean, at Lovely Day Radio, has been asked to set four questions for the ten remaining girls to answer in the competition to win the affections of our Bachelor, Crawford Minty.
We’re hoping, based on their answers, this will help Mr. Minty decide who he will pick to continue to the next round.
Here are the questions –
1. Bunty Minty is very possessive of her son, our Bachelor Crawford, so how would you ensure some romantic time alone with Crawford?
2. What is your favourite romantic song?
3. Mr. Minty has a ravenous appetite, so he does, so how would you satisfy his midnight cravings?
4. How many crofters does it take to steal a lighthouse?
Please, can the girls reply to these questions in the comments section so that Mr. Minty can get a better insight into his lovely ladies' personailities?
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Hello There, Wullie Spanners here. Just a wee suggestion for the girls if they've any sense....For question 3 might I suggest Torquils mums stovies: They've got that little extra something....can't put my finger on it.
Barbara here (via Hamish the Bearded Clam Diver)
Look, this is all gettin a bit silly, eh? She's a FLOTATION AID! But it's rainin' so ah'm no too keen on diving today incase ah get wet.
1. There will be no romantic time alone with mah flotation aid! If he even tries it ah'll get mah lawyer.
2. She's rather partial to Slipknot, especially "people=shit"
3. Again, try anything and ah'll get mah lawyer.
4. Ah.... eh.... ahem!..... Ah divnae know whit yer talkin about there, eh, and if anybody accuses me ah'll get mah lawyer!
Sorry, did ah have one of mah funny turns again, if ah don't have enough Special Brew, ah tend to say "lawyer" when ah mean "claw hammer". Braw, eh?
Gertie here ( via www.bignaughtygertie.com )
1. Well, I'd put on my special outfit, you'll love it. It's got ...
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2. Oh, I really like "Baby got Back" by Sir Mixalot, It gets me so excited that I ...
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Hello there Wullie my good friend. Dinnae be putting your fingers in mother's stovies now or she'll be bashing yer knuckles with the mallet.
Ssh...don't be telling that I used her stovies' pan for boiling the clapdarnachs again.
I'll be over to collect the removal van tomorrow.
Hello there Jean, it's Anges Joy here with my answers for Mr. Minty.
1 Romantic time indeed! He can put in his 16 hours a day down at the laundry like myself. Although he's not to go near the ladies underwear or may the good lord strike him blind!
2 As for "Romantic Songs" if it's not a psalm I'm not singing it, and the more burning of sinners in it the better.
3 He'll get dry bread, boiled cabbage and potted meat and be grateful for what our good lord has given us or may the deil himself prod him for all eternity with his big burning fork down in the bowels of hell.
4 Stealing a lighthouse indeed! I hope they all get what's coming to them! Especially that dreadful Angus man. Windy day indeed!
Enough! Bunty Minty here,Crawfords mum - I've told Crawford which ladies are OUT -
AGNES JOY,she'd likely take him to the cleaners..
GERTIE,we've already spent too much here at the phone box on her premium rate calls..
JESSIE MARY, too much of a fishwife..
BARBARA..her attractions have been blown up out of all proportions,& Hamish the Bearded Clam Diver's wanting her back anyway..
Some of the others look too sheepish..leaving..
FLORRIE, if she could keep him under her thumb, &
RACHEL (seems a nice lassie, but I wonder if she'd be an ideal crofter,she'd cost a fair bit in hair dyes & sports wear too.The religious boarding school's no problem - I'm sure Wullie Spanners said he has a Catholitic Converter in his exhaust.
Crawfords over there now with big Maggie Ann,looking at a wedding car..
Hello there Bunty darling, its Torquil here. Oh Bunty, are you sure you know what you're doing letting your boy out with Big Maggie Ann? For goodness sake she'll be getting Wullie Spanners to fit a 'ball hitch' to the car and then we all know what that means, don't we? Just keep an eye on that tooth of hers, Bunty, and keep her medicated (2 parts Blue Nun to 1 part cooking whisky) for the Tourette Syndrome.
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