Sunday, February 01, 2009

Daft Uisdean gets a wellie on the property ladder


Following the sale of his shed, Daft Uisdean has now purchased a stunning new home on the island's west coast.
This well-equipped abode boasts modern open-plan features, with combined living, sleeping and dining areas.
An eco-friendly home, the design also assures that Uisdean is totally prepared for global warming and rising sea levels.
Anyone wishing to donate a three-piece suite in either moss green or lilac, a four poster bed with feather mattress, or bidet in sunshine yellow, would greatly assist Uisdean's refurbishing budget. Please submit all other offers of furniture in need of freecycling by adding comments below.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I've got a chaise longue...it's not in moss green or lilac but in bits, if that's of any use. Wullie S. said he would fix it for me and rather foolishly I didn't ask him to quantify the word "fix"! Is Uisdean any good at kits?
PS There are a couple of washing machines in my garden that he "fixed" for me as well, one washes the other spins! They're Uisdeans for the taking.
Fiona and her paintings. x

Anonymous said...

Aye, now there's gratitude for ye....worked ma wee fingers tae the bone so I did....Theres no pleasing some folk is there....one washes one spins....two's better than none !!!
Wul.