I received a sheet of plain paper in the mail, with four giant words cut from newspaper headlines pasted on the front.
CRUNCHED DRY SNORER SLURP!
Is there a dyslectic blackmailer on the island?
or. . .
Is it an anagram?
Help?
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Hello Torquil, Mrs Minty here.
We have a double room unexpectedly available due to a late cancellation by Princess Anne and her horse, who were to be attending the Horse Trials. The room has sea views (once Uisdean returns the window),en-suite chamberpot facilities and includes full self-service organic vegan breakfast 9lettuces,mushrooms etc outside window).
Also we have a cosy single room with 6 bunk beds, two blow up mattresses and further loft space sleeping a further 14. This was the staff accomodation for the Polish waitresses, who of course are now waiting on the mainland. For PC Dunnett, we could nail the door shut until Tuesday - we will need the room then for the Kazikstan equestrian Dressage and Polo team.
Regards to your mother.
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