ONE NIGHT ONLY!
The legendary Shirley Batty will be performing at the marquee tent, down at the ferry terminal on Saturday December 27th at 7.30 p.m.
Shirley Batty’s singing career spans many decades. Her reputation began with a unique rendition of “Hey Big Suspender” down at Sammy’s Airstrip Club, sparking a whip-round when she sang “Where Do I Beg In?” After a few good runs down at Anton’s café with “Prune Baker”, Shirley performed “What Kind of Fuel am I?” outside Wullie Spanners’ garage. Co-starring with Arthur Scargill II in the film ‘Shaft’, they sang “Mine Every Mountain” but it was “Gold Digger” that earned her three faux mink coats, two pairs of MacGucci sunglasses and an all inclusive holiday for sixteen in Fort William.
Tickets available now at the Wool Shop.
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I'll be there..to sing...Water on the Moon and when is the AGM of the Dancing Convention of World Class Butt Shakers and Toe Tappers
Signed Cyril cos it won't let me sign in
Ah yes, Hamish the bearded clam diver heard your song and can now verify that there is definitley water on the moon. He's busy xray-ing the rings of Saturn just now. If you;d like to help him by penning an appropriate song about that, too...
Regarding the Butt Shakers and Toe Tappers, Ruby Hazelnut has discovered that she is allergic to Mr Hazelnut - goes into anaphylactic shock everytime she even sees his nuts - so, until we find a cure for her, the AGM is on hold. Unless, of course, you have any ideas on how to help her overcome her wee dilemma?
Sorry missed the concert - thought it was DJ Surly Bassy, which is too modern for us up here in the crumbling old house, we being more partial to Ambient Handbag and other similar dance genres
Sorry being a nonymouse, Crawford knows the password but he's been delayed at the Chinese Malt Whisky Convention again.
Regards to you all.
Bunty Minty
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