The successful candidate should possess the following -
- Adequate vision or suitable corrective lenses
- A fully functioning clipboard
- The ability to advise islanders and visitors repeatedly, with the phrase "Careful now in case you trip".
Auditions for the "Careful-Now-In-Case-You-Trip Advisor," will be held in the church hall on Friday at 8pm. An obstacle course will be provided but volunteer potential trippers are required to assist with auditions.
The position is full time and salary will be determined according to previous trip advising.
3 comments:
Wullie, can you bring along a few spanners, a car jack and a spare tyre for people to trip over, please? Murdina, can you bring your sausage machine? Woodworm Willie, if you have any spare coffins can we have them, too, please? It doesn't matter if they are occupied or unoccupied, as it is just for tripping over. Anyone else got anything worth tripping over?
Would a few dodgy paintings do? If they got tripped over and damaged they could be written off as a tax loss!!
Most definitely! Fiona and her paintings would be most welcome.
I'm deep in thought about The Fall of the Roman Empire. If they'd had a "Careful-Now-In-Case-You-Trip Advisor"...well, who knows?
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