Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Don't Forget Earth Day!

Earth Day 2006 is Saturday, April 22nd. Consequently, Woodworm Willie, at the Woodworm Coffin Company Ltd., will be offering two for the price of one burials on Saturday.

Come and try out his new earth-friendly, green store with recycled coffins (professionally hoovered for re-use by Lachlann's Valet Dancers.)

... and bring a friend.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

What if ma friend is no dead yet? Can I still bring her?

Anonymous said...

I can't come to work on saturday as I have a cough.

Donny the gravedigger

Anonymous said...

Dinnae let me doon, Donny. I need them holes dug.

Anonymous said...

Willie - Is two for the price of one the same as buy one get one free?

Anonymous said...

Not sure Anton. I wonder if I can work it out in drams and doubles. Let me see - Once when we were too drunk, the barmaid refused to give me and Torquil two large ones. "You can have a small dram each, not doubles," she said. So, I poured the two small whiskies into one glass so that one of us wouldn't be dissapointed. I got two for the price of one and he got none. Now translating that to coffins, if you bring a small person with you, and yer small yerself, Anton, then we'll cope you into the same box. If you insist on being large, then I guess two for the price of one is not the same as buy one and get one free. How about a cremation? We do Hickory Wood Smoked on special just now.