News just in suggests that the group of rebels were plotting to pull the plug during the third half of Saturday night's ceilidh, when they were interrupted by Fred Twitter's camera flash.
PC Hugh Dunnett said, "We are not sure at this point what Al MacQaeda planned to do once the lights were out."
When asked if he thought that this attempt to pull the plug was connected to Torquil's recent blackmail letter, PC Dunnett said, "We can't rule out anything at this point but can I ask everyone not to panic, to stay alert, and to report any further suspicious behaviour to the local police station.”
He continued, “Meanwhile, I am studying Fred Twitter’s photograph very carefully and trying to establish the identity of the other Al MacQaeda rebels. If you recognize anyone in the photograph, please contact me immediately by leaving a message in the comments section below.”
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Torquil my friend! Mr Twitter's pic actually shows members of the band "Rything & Reel" or somesuch. The kilted gentleman is, so far as I'm aware,The Rightonerable R.R. Mcgeddon of Mcgeddon, chief of the clan Geddon, from Invergeddon. He is a qualified bomb disposal expert.
I am informed by sources close to the bar that the white cable seen plugged in to the three way adapter plug in the pic was in fact a live feed straight to the Hot Dog Van, & that Mr McGeddon's selfless bravery almost certainly saved the lives of three Hot Dog Van customers, two members of Rhything & Reel and a wee wifey from Helmsdale.
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