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Meanwhile try Jean’s Quiz to win a pair of hand-knitted underpants, made to perfection according to your own intimate, inside leg measurements. (Made in Sirdar, DK, racing-green, pure wool with free scratch mittens provided.)
Unscramble the anagrams of Jean’s 5 Favourite Breeds of Sheep.
1. Decibel Restorer (6,9)
2. Cows Told (8)
3. Trodden Sow (6,4)
4. A Cremated Forgery (8,8)
5. Hen Whirls Trio (9,4)
Answers in the comments section. Winner guaranteed to be announced by 11/3/2024.
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6 comments:
Using my skills as a detective, this quiz took no time at all...
I know all of these sheep as they have police records
1. erected broilers (an excited sheep used in lamb vindaloo)
2. two colds (Buy one cold sheep and get one cold sheep free.)
3. dot wonders (a spotted sheep related to the golden wonder potato)
4. former tragedy ace (ex- stunt sheep that fell off a hillside on the 23rd episode of Last of The Summer Wine.)
5. horniest whirl (The oldest swinging sheep in town.)
Can I have my prize now please?
Magnus the Bobby from the Mainland
For goodness sake, Magnus, these answers are all wrong. You need to stop counting sheep and do something about Daft Uisdean flashing at the tourists down at the ferry terminal.
Your very good freind, Torquil
P.S. I think the numbers after the anagrams will tell you how many letters are in each word. Think of it like counting the bobbles on your underpants. (Of course, once you have more bobbles than underpant, its time to knit a new pair.)
1....SHEEP
2....SHEEP
3....SHEEP
4....FIONAS PAINTINGS
5....SHEEP
EASY....WHEN DO I GET MY PRIZE ?
Hello I am Ivan Ovalotovich's friend please we do not understand your question but we would like to come to your island to meet lovely sheep for long term relationship & maybe passport
Daft Uisdean, these are not the correct answers. Now, get back to work. There is a long queue waiting to get into the public toilets down at the ferry terminal and you have the only key.
Hello there my good friend, Ivan Gadjikof, cousin of Ivan Ovalotich,
You are welcome to come back to the island any time. Please be assured that next time you do not need a passport to use the public conveniences. Our new toilet attendant down at the ferry terminal, Daft Uisdean, is a bit over-protective of his urinal. I am also intructing him to stop asking people for the secret code word because not many people know the word for Clapdarnach in Clingon.
Your good friend, Torquil.
P.S. Did you get the link to the sheep dating website that I sent you yesterday?
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