Tuesday, October 18, 2011

House and Business For Rent



House and clapdarnach production business for rent on The Highland Island. Length of lease will be 12 months.

This raised, open-plan accomodation, with spacious porch, is finished to a high standard and packed with unique character. Available now for immediate entry.

Owner is living undercover in mainland Shieldaig, working as a polish lady in the hotel. Therefore, when enquiring, in order to prevent suspicion, please ask for Hazy Dizzylady, not Torquil.

3 comments:

Torquil Mor said...

I'd just like to add that this undercover malarky is only until the stiches heal and I decide whether to go for the reversal operation. Woodworm Willie has put me in touch with his prosthesis supplier, if you get my meaning...

Anonymous said...

Luv the patio doors! How much?

Torquil Mor said...

Depends on how you want to pay, and what you want to pay with... Are we talking bulk cooking whisky, nudge/nod/wink favours with blindfolds at the tax office, sending Daft Uisdean on an all-expenses paid, one-way-ticket to the desert, a recording contract for Lovely Day Radio, or what? Oh, and ...can you supply your name and address and three references please?