Wednesday, October 12, 2011
Public Apology from the Fishmonger
Wattie Watt, The Fishmonger, regrets his recent floundering and inappropriate carping on. He wishes to explain that while he was listening to some sole, the bass on his herring aid knocked out of plaice. He now realises that Big Maggie Ann was asking for a ‘grouper’, and agrees that she was well within her rights to wallop his pollocks.
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Well done, Big Maggie Ann!
Love Diana
I agree. Big Maggie Ann needs support. Something around a Double G fitting should do it nicely, Diana.
Oh Maggie, Maggie. We all know auld Wattie Watt an' his little ways....Its not so much letcherous intent as a reflex action.....It seems tae kick in at a certain age....I'm afflicted wi' the same malady missel' sometimes. A fine figure o' a woman such o' yersel' might jist have tae accept it as a sort o' occupational hazzard so it is. A small price tae pay for they magnificent kippers he's offerin'.
Wul.
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