Special Training Day with Diarrhena MacMorbid

In the interest of assisting Highland Islanders to manage their daily lives, navigate relationships, and solve personal problems, a representative from the Highland Island Social Work’s Stalking Department will be available to tutor you on the advantages of Sheep Stalking Hats.

Similar to the Deer Stalking Hat (pictured here)…


… the Sheep Stalking Hat (pictured here)…


fits on your head, but also allows complete ambiguity.






Do you know someone in crisis? Need to keep tabs on 'that special someone that got away’? Why not let the Department’s expert stalker Diarrhena MacMorbid instruct you on the benefits of stalking them, while protecting your anonymity by dressing as a sheep.

Need to stalk the postman by day or a polish lady by night? No problem. Let Diarrhena MacMorbid provide the perfect mystery and vagueness that only training in sheep stalking hats can bring.

Remember – the Highland Island Social Work Department is here to help you through your relationship crisis, in the most professional manner possible.

Next week, Diarrhena MacMorbid will guide you through the A-Z of anonymous phone calls, while wearing the Sheep Stalking Hat.