You are cordially invited to submit your lyric entries for The 2011 God-o-Vision Song Contest, the inter-faith competition, hosted by Rev. Helman Brimstone.
The ladies of the church guild knitting/gossip group are currently accepting lyric entries in the following ten categories –
Australian Aboriginal Wool Mythology
Bahá'í Sheep Faith
Buddhist Ewes
Confucianism for Confused Sheep
Gnostic Rams
Henduism for Dyslexic Party Ewes
Islamb
Judaism, according to Judy the Cheviot
Neopagan Black Faced Followers
The Bodhrán–a-ram-a-ding–dong Movement
Closing date for entries is November 30th and the winning entry will be sung by Jean, accompanied by The Glenpuddle and Munro First Crofters’ Brass Ensemble, est 1862, at…
...wait for it…
...The Highland Island Blog’s 6th Anniversary Year Party Bash, to be held at a special outdoor location on December 1st.
Get writing now and post your entries in the comment box below, stating your name and chosen category.
All judging will be done by God. His decision is final, or else!
(Hanging Gallows will be provided courtesy of Spanners Garage Ltd.)
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Being of the Bahá'í Sheep Faith, the polish ladies would like to enter the competition with their lyric called - We all live in a yellow latrine.
On the island, where I was born,
Lived a polish lady who loved to clean
And she told us of her life,
In the land of latrines.
So I joined her in the loos,
We mopped up the pee green
With the use of Harpic blue
Now we live in a yellow latrine
Chorus
We all live in a yellow latrine
Yellow latrine, yellow latrine
We all live in a yellow latrine
Yellow latrine, yellow latrine
All our friends are in here too
And in the urinal next door
And the Glenpuddle orchestra begins to play
(Annie on the tuba plays)
Chorus
We all live in a yellow latrine
Yellow latrine, yellow latrine
We all live in a yellow latrine
Yellow latrine, yellow latrine
(Full speed ahead, Polish Lady, full speed ahead!
Full speed over here, spray!
All together! All together!
Aye, aye, sir, dust!
Polish! Polish!)
As we live a life we need (we all need)
Every one of us (every one of us) has to wee ,(has to wee)
Harpic blue,(Harpic blue) and pee green,(pee of green)
In our yellow (In our yellow) latrine (latrine) ( Haha! )
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