Tuesday, April 03, 2012

Local Job Centre - Positions Vacant

Vacant Position - Shepherd Spy

Torquil is looking for a Shepherd Spy.

Candidates who are interested in being a Shepherd Spy should arrive at the croft, no later than an hour and a half before Sunday lunch, complete with a 3lb bag of Golden Wonders, 1lb of lean steak mince, one onion, a stock cube and a pair of binoculars.

Seasoning will be provided.

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