Friday, April 21, 2006

COMPETITION - Name the new dance hall and win a prize

In time for World Dance Day, Saturday April 29th, we are now ready and proud to unveil The Dance Hall.

Built to high standards by “The Dòmhnall” at MacTrumpet Towers, down at The Ferry Terminal, it is hoped that islanders will greatly benefit from this new entertainment venue.

To celebrate the opening of our wonderful new facility, The Clapdarnach Group of Companies is launching a competition to name the building.

The winning entry will be announced at the opening ceremony on World Dance Day, April 29th, 2006.

Prizes will include a week-long stay at “The Dòmhnall's” Quality Holiday Homes at MacTrumpet Towers, down at The Ferry Terminal and a bottle of this year's finest reserve from Clapdarnach Wineries.

Good Luck!

(Entries by Thursday 27th, in comment section, please.)

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

I (Eoghainn Oniongardail) am thinking it would be grand to name it "Carnegie Auditorium". That would really make The Dòmhnall steam.

Anonymous said...

"Mad-Ass-in Square Gardens" sounds right to me.

Anonymous said...

I was under the ipression it was to be called The MacTrumpeter Dance Hall !!

Torquil, you're fired!

Anonymous said...

I wonder if it would be possible to name the dance hall after my relative, 'The Sir Admiral Hugo Barnstable MacNab of Benbecula Dance Hall.' It has a sort of ring to it, don't you think?

Anonymous said...

I fervently hope to be the recipient of the Clapdarnach Wine. I was hoping that the Clapdarnach Wine would nicely complement my Twiglets (also affectionately known by locals as "Barbeque Pit Sticks.") Therefore, I am suggesting the name of "The Dangly Crystal Balls Dance Hall."

Anonymous said...

The Didnae Opera Hoose"

Anonymous said...

The Clapdarnach Dance Hall, of course.

Anonymous said...

Name it after me -- the woodworm dancehall

Anonymous said...

Agriculture, Rumba-dancing and Sanitation Dance Hall

Anonymous said...

The dance hall is by the sea so - The Grand Ol' Osprey?

Anonymous said...

the grand ole opry winfrey

Anonymous said...

I’ve got three more entries here to add –

1) Jake from Kilmarnock suggests “The Sydney Devine Memorial Dance Hall”

2) Rev. Hellman Brimstone emailed his idea of “The Pearly Gates Dance Hall”

3) Our first Thailand entry came from Sukit Ittisukananth who suggests “One Man Dancing Hall”

Anonymous said...

'cuthach na mara' fits best

Anonymous said...

Torquil, how about Dance Hall of the Unplumb Faeries? Or should it be Unplumbed Ferries?

Anonymous said...

'cuthach na mara' ? Is that supposed to be 'Insanity by the Sea?'