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THE CLASSIFIED ADS SECTION
THE WOODWORM COFFIN COMPANY, LTD.
Choose your own engraving and get your headstone erected now, so that you won't lie there regretting it later.
See your local undertaker, Woodworm Willie, for bargain stones.
THE CLAPDARNACH GROUP OF COMPANIES
CLAPDARNACH WINERIES
provide quality hangovers - why see pink elephants when we can show you rainbow trout.
CLAPDARNACH COSMETICS
bringing you fine face creams from fine ewes, straight from their cheeks to yours.
CLAPDARNACHS FOR CHRISTMAS
scented aphrodisiac incense cones for burning, now in three perfumes Roast Lamb with Mint,
Turkish Lamb Kebab Delight and Erotic Lamb-burger.
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Note from your dance instructor, Ruby Hazelnut.
Don't forget to rehearse your lyrics for the prawn packing song.
"You put your right prawn in.
You put your left prawn in.
You put your right prawn in.
And you shake the box about.
You do the hokey pokey.
Then turn the box around.
That's what prawn packing is all about."
Remember to point your toes while you sing, too. 1-2-3... 1-2-3... 1-2-3...
Further note from your dance instructor, Ruby Hazelnut.
Due to my dedicated support of the plight of Erchie and Lucky MacPhee, I will not be allowing any one-legged dancers, one-eared sheep dancers, or any village idiots to dance in the production of Scotaidh the Prawn Packer.
Sorry but no exceptions!
Another note from your dance instructor, Ruby Hazelnut-
I have just asked Lucky MacPhee to star in our production of "Scotaidh the Prawnpacker". Erchie has also agreed to sing in the backing chorus.
Down with the Woolshop - Up with Lucky's underpants!
Down with ALL underpants!
WHIT? NO ONE-LEGGED DANCERS? I'll see about that, so I will!!!
uisdean - usidean - away with ye I've just claimed the life insurance
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