Since the dark nights have drawn in, Woodworm Willie will be starting his night classes in the Dangly Crystal Balls Dance Hall again. You can register for the classes tomorrow morning between 10 am – 12 noon at The Woolshop down by the ferry terminal. Sessions run for twelve weeks and a list of classes is given below.
Tuesday night 7-9pm – Tap dancing – Shoes will not be provided. You must bring your own, as Willie only has left foot size elevens.
Wednesday night 7-9 pm – Introduction to Poaching – Nets and transport are included in class enrollment fee but explosives are extra. Bring a torch and quiet wellies.
Thursday night 7-9 pm – D.I.Y. Embalming – Hurry! Due to the oncoming flu season this popular class will book up quickly - only 6 places available. Bring rubber gloves and a close acquaintance.
You will also be able to enroll, or ask questions, in the comments section below. Hurry, now!
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Willie, remember after last year's class the rubber glove came off, and you said that you'd show me how to retrive it? Well, it's been almost a year now and wee Angnes, my 'close aquaintence', is still feeling bloated. She's wondering when we'll be getting around to retrieving the rubber glove. Are you dong anything this afternoon because she's invited us over for a wee strupach.
I want to join the tap dancing but I still have two legs. Is that ok?
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